
Bitcoin is a Strange Game
A riff on the concept that the only losing move in the Bitcoin game is not to participate.

The Get-Rich-Slow Scheme
Describes the strategy of investing in Bitcoin through dollar-cost averaging (DCA), buying the dip, and holding (HODL).

NOT YOUR KEYS, NOT YOUR COINS! (Also, Not Your Node, Not Your Rules)
Reiterates the importance of private key ownership and extends to the idea that running your own node ensures you follow your own rules.
NOT YOUR KEYS, NOT YOUR COINS!!! (Also: Not Your Node, Not Your Rules)
Seriously. I mean it. Not your keys, not your coins! If you've come this far, you've already started to grasp the importance of self-custody. But the journey doesn’t stop there. The world of Bitcoin is a strange, wild frontier, where the rules are simple but unforgiving. Now, let’s turn the dial up a notch: Not your node, not your rules.
The Reality of Bitcoin: True Ownership Equals Control
Let’s cut to the chase: Bitcoin isn’t just digital money you stash away in some wallet app. It’s an open, decentralized network where every participant has the power to verify and validate. Real ownership in this space means control—the kind of control that ensures you decide the fate of your digital assets. And in Bitcoin, control is a sacred bond between you and your private keys.
Your private keys are more than just strings of numbers and letters. They’re your passport to the world of Bitcoin, your proof of ownership, and your shield against theft. To hold your own keys is to hold your future in your hands, free from the whims of centralized entities. But how do you guarantee that your Bitcoin is truly yours? That’s where running a node comes into play.
Running a Node: Your Personal Checkpoint in the Bitcoin Network
Think of a Bitcoin node as your personal checkpoint, constantly verifying every transaction and block against the agreed-upon rules of the network. It’s like having a diligent, incorruptible accountant working round the clock to ensure everything is above board. By running a node, you’re not just another passive observer. You’re an active participant who ensures that Bitcoin remains what it was intended to be.
Without a node, you’re placing trust in someone else’s interpretation of Bitcoin. You’re hoping that the rules they follow are the same as the ones you believe in. But hope isn’t a strategy. By running your own node, you verify for yourself. You confirm that the supply cap is 21 million, not a single satoshi more. You’re standing up and saying, “I enforce the rules I believe in.”
And don’t be intimidated by the idea. Running a node doesn’t require a supercomputer or a degree in computer science. It’s accessible, affordable, and puts you in the driver’s seat of your Bitcoin journey.
The Strength of Multi-Signature Wallets and Distributed Security
So, you’ve taken the plunge and are running your own node. Now, let’s talk about adding layers to your security. Enter multi-signature (multi-sig) wallets. A multi-sig wallet is like a vault that requires multiple keys to open. Instead of a single point of failure, you have several, which drastically reduces the risk of losing your Bitcoin due to a compromised key.
Multi-sig wallets are particularly useful for those who take security seriously. If you want to raise the stakes, consider a geographically distributed multi-sig setup. This is the kind of high-level security that guards against all sorts of risks—natural disasters, theft, even geopolitical instability. Spread your keys across multiple locations or even continents, and you’ll have fortified your Bitcoin like a modern-day digital fortress.
Steel Backups: Preparing for Any Contingency
We’ve covered keys, nodes, and multi-sig setups, but what about a backup plan for the worst-case scenario? Enter steel backups. These aren’t your everyday backups. They’re bulletproof, fireproof, waterproof—essentially, life-proof. A steel backup ensures that even if your house burns down, your Bitcoin is safe. No USB drive or piece of paper can match this level of durability.
Storing your seed phrases on steel may sound like overkill, but think of it as your ultimate safety net. Keep them secure, away from prying eyes and natural disasters, and sleep better knowing that your financial sovereignty is rock solid.
Taking Control of Your Bitcoin Journey
Bitcoin is about more than just acquiring digital coins. It’s about stepping into a new paradigm of financial independence and self-reliance. When you hold your own keys, run your own node, and use robust security measures, you’re asserting your right to self-determination in a digital age. You’re not just along for the ride; you’re steering the ship.
As we venture deeper into the nuances of Bitcoin, remember that this journey is as much about reclaiming control as it is about understanding a revolutionary technology. Next, we’ll explore the concept of Bitcoin as a get-rich-slow scheme—an approach that rewards patience and discipline over the get-rich-quick mentality. Stay tuned for a deeper dive into the long game.
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Don’t Trust, Verify
Emphasizes the importance of independently verifying information rather than relying on trust alone.

The Immaculate Conception
Highlights the idea that Bitcoin is a revolutionary open-source protocol, not tied to any single entity or government intervention.

Bitcoin’s Energy Use
Addresses the critique of Bitcoin’s energy consumption, arguing that it supports green energy development.